One commercial, clearly designed for the web is this 2 minute long gem.
Just two sentences from Norris.
Really Chuck? Once I've registered to vote, is that all I need to do? Shouldn't we...you know, actually vote? Are you saying there are no other remedies or means by which rights might be protected and secured? Well if I don't need to do anything other than register, then what's this trigger thing you're talking about?
"There's only one way to protect our rights. Register to Vote."
|NRA Voter Registration Tool|
Once upon a time, my dad and I were watching one of these Chuck Norris MIA movies and POW #1 was lamenting something to Norris about how hopeless their situation was. My dad helpfully summarized POW #1's mood, the theme of this movie, and a recurring theme of many Norris vehicles, "If only I were tough like you, Chuck!" Whatever else Norris has done, I've never forgotten this. While my dad wasn't perfect, he had a good eye for reading people and cutting right through the BS. Now that this commercial comes along, it reconfirms my dad's wisdom.
Now to put all joking aside. Chuck Norris, I invite you to get out away from your fan club and lend your assistance to an RTC rally. I triple-frickin-dog-dare you to break with the empty holsters and trigger lock gang. I'm calling you out. Stand up. Rifle up. FIND YOUR INNER MAN AND MAN UPChuck!
If you'd like to invite Chuck, here's his e-mail.
And for all of you out there I send along this encouragement in line with Dan "The Frickin MAN" Almond's charge for more action. By the way, I'll take one Dan Almond over a hundred Chuck Norrises anyday.
I'm Alvie D. Zane...and I approved THIS message.