That Guy

White House Warns: Don't Photoshop Obama Gun Pic

Dear HusseinO,
Why? 
Because you're above wit, humor, and sarcasm?  You're above criticism?  So then you admit that you think of yourself as a King. 

I thought communists all detested the idea of the Tsar.  Yet . . . you have so many czars in your . . . well, I don't guess it's a cabinet, is it?  Your Politburo, yes.  Your politburo has so many czars. 

Who do you think you are, Vladimir Putin? 

Look, I've mocked Vladimir Putin.  I've skewered Vladimir Putin.  And you sir, are no Vladimir Putin. 



Or else . . . what, HusseinO? 
I'll be like this guy?


"that guy"

In the words of Glenn from Raising Arizona:

"Say that reminds me . . ."

I saw where another US Embassy was attacked the other day.  You really should go find the filmmaker responsible for inciting the guy to build a strap-on-bomb and walk up to the US Embassy and kill some folks.  Seriously.  Because after all the "smart diplomacy" and reset buttons and Hillary's concussions, what difference does it make why it really happened?  Lord knows it can't be your fault or anything.

Or else . . . what? 
You'll come after me with your assault weapon, oh, I mean, "sporting purposes only" gleaming shotgun. 

That's a nice one by the way, did Biden loan that to you?  Strange he couldn't also loan you a vest to carry the shells you'd need to reload that gun after you shoot it.  But you've got people for that, right?  Besides, why carry all those shells when you just need one photo?  Ah, just another difference between you and me, Barry. 

Was that the first time you'd ever shot one?  Exciting huh? 

It's even more exciting when you're shooting shells that actually have shot in them.  Not that I'm implying some parallel between you shooting blanks and you uh . . . "shooting blanks" or anything like that.

Obama "shooting blanks" on a women's bicycle.

Or else . . . what? 
You'll have Janet Napolitano's goon squad come after me with assault scissors.  Because obviously that's the right way to handle dangerous people with guns.  God made man, but scissors made 'em all equal. 


Genuine, vintage Nev-R-Cut scissors, just like I remember 'em.

Well, I'll just have you know that I have many pair of scissors and snips.  Some small, ninja sized scissors, some big ones, some that are surgical sharp like Buck Russell's hatchet (by the way, great name for a band right there), while others are more like those kindergarten scissors. 

I like to keep mine razor sharp. 

And since scissors are the new handguns, I expect that you won't be needing those 450,000,000 rounds of ammunition you bought recently, huh?  Just send me my share to the house in neat, sealed boxes equivalent to my IRS refund this year.  At the price you paid for them when you bought them, not the current gouged rate. 

Or else  . . . what?
If I photoshop your picture, will another riot break out that leads to the deaths of more US Embassy personnel?  To paraphase Hillary's highchair banging tirade, "What difference does it make?"  What difference does it make if I photoshop your picture? 

Your plan all along is to see the life, liberty, and property of people like me diminished, devalued, and ultimately destroyed.  You displaying a picture of yourself shooting a shotgun doesn't change my mind about you being a tyrant any more than me refraining from photoshopping you will change your mind about destroying my life, liberty, and property. 

I seem to remember hearing about how you want to pinch the First Amendment rights of We The People so that you can squelch dissent while you grab for the Second Amendment.  But what a wuss move that is.  I mean, you've already got NDAA and Gitmo (which you promised to close, but didn't) and integration of the DHS with the local police.  (See filmmaker above)  In short, I'm already "that guy" whether I shop this picture or not. 

If I stop because your little people say so, our out of fear, then I'm voluntarily surrendering my freedom.  If I continue, then you might have your little hissy fit and have me black-bagged.  In which case this insignificant little blog will suddenly explode with traffic (or mysteriously go dark). 


(Raising Arizona)
Gale Snoats: "...and we keep going, until we get enough to retire.  Or get caught."
Evelle Snoats: "Either way, we're set for life."

So why don't you just be a man here, HusseinO?  Go on, bruh.  Go on and do what you and all your advisers and all your lawyers say you can do.  Do what the NDAA says you can do.  What's stopping you?  One little guy with a few photoshops on a blog that doesn't have 1/10 as many hits as you have false ACORN votes.


Obama shooting skeet.

Oh, just one more thing.  Since this picture was taken of you, The Presidente at Camp David, it's an official photo produced by the government at taxpayer's expense.  Which means the photo isn't really your property, but . . . (wait for it) . . . mine. 

Call me sometime and we'll have a beer summit. 

Your move.